ecchymosis | overflow post.

you know the drill.

so you're always a scratchy weirdo when you drink?

I don't always scratch?

but you always bite?

Not every time.

just some of the time.
i see, rabid cal.

Wow?
If I had rabies we'd all already be dead.

not gonna stop me from calling you rabid cal, sorry.

and anyway, maybe i'm immune to your rabies. ever thought of that?

I hate this nickname already.

That's definitely not how rabies works at all either.

you think i loved getting bitten? it wasn't even fun.

maybe that's how it works for me. you don't know.

Kind of a given, but I'll... make it up to you?

I'm positive it doesn't.

you're only positive because you're trying to skirt responsibility. own up to your mistakes.

No, pretty sure I'm positive because I have a basic understanding of how diseases work.